Christofer Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe and will destroy any baseball players it lays eyes on

Your such a Christofer Robin

by Ah man October 23, 2019

krystofer

krystofer is cool not tall but still cool, he is fucking not smart but can be smart, he is good at music I thi... I meen he thinks, cuzz im not krys the fug u talking about im... um... um... bob yeah.
krystofer only has one girl in his life but im not alowed to say her name but yeah.
I dont know what right sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o
bye love you no homo, cuzz if their was that would be gay and krystofer is not gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his last name is bowes so go fined out what his last name means

hey krystofer
hello their......

by not krystofer ;) November 13, 2019

crustomer

The guy who goes thru the drive thru at a fast food restaurant and questions the clerk about the taxes charged as if they could do something about what the register rings up for tax

Hey bruh, in this town the crustomers are skank

by Gayrose December 14, 2019

christofer guerrero

a 15 year old kid from san jose california. he's a part of the mob and is known for his catchphrases, "shut up dik", "fuk yo hood", "assho", and the most famous "oowoo". he has two best friends jared and justin and a cat named tino. he loves wearing black bandanas and hates "scraps". he loves a beautiful girl named ali and always talks about her "dumb lil face".

kyle: is that christofer guerrero
destiny: yup. man that kid is cool.

by smoke weed eryday April 27, 2020

Crystopher

Crystopher is someone whose parents don’t know how to spell Christopher.

My name is Crystopher and my parents can’t spell for shit.

by Mr_House91 August 21, 2020

crustiferous

From “crusty” as in, He’s a crusty old man, this adjective has been used in my family for decades.
That’s because I’m a crustiferous, old grandpa!

He’s a crustiferous old bastard, but quite nice if you get to know him.

by Shaw1960 September 20, 2021

Crysterbait

Crysterbaiting is a term used for crying and masterbaiting. mostly used in a border personality disorder way

person 1: “Im so sad and so horny”
person 2: “Just crysterbait thats what I do”

by MonsterEnergyDaddyRobs January 6, 2024