by Beenherebefore August 6, 2017
Get the Crunchymug. Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.
Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.
by charlyrogers January 24, 2010
Get the Crunchiesmug. mostly young, usually intelligent girls, who have brown hair, but will often surprise you with their remarks and behaviour, you will be left wondering why they are not blonde! brown on the outside but blonde (or yellow) on the the inside. just like a crunchie chocolate bar.
mikayla and haylee walk into the store and buy three chewing gum balls, 1 red and 2 orange.
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"
mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'
they returned to the car where haylees sister says "i want the red one" so clearly haylee and mikayla are left with the orange. but haylee quickly yells "i bags the orange!"
mikayla thinks 'geez i love her, but haylees such a crunchie!'
by mikkiii July 2, 2007
Get the crunchiemug. in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.
Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!
by pegva June 3, 2007
Get the crunchiesmug. Often mis-thought to be a neo-hippie; this is only partially true. A Crunchie / Crunchy (either spelling is ok) Is actually 3/4 preppy, 1/4 hippie. They do enjoy smoking the reefer, but it doesn't have to be excessive. Rainbow sandals/ barefeet are common. Lacoste shirts, polo, etc. Don't seem to care but look great anyway.
by Natasha October 7, 2004
Get the Crunchiemug. 
Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.
Person 1: You wanna get tacos?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat
Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat
Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?
by La Velocidad April 15, 2021
Get the Crunchymug.