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crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.
Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
by Pville69 November 24, 2007
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Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!
Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!
by Gin February 27, 2004
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Crucial conflict

Something that looks like fun or beneficial at first but interferes with other more important matters in the future.
Having sex with your friends girlfriend is definitely a crucial conflict.

Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict
by Black wisdom November 12, 2017
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Crucial

First, to all the haters of this word, shut the fuck up bruh you're on URBAN DICTIONARY. Quit acting holier-than-thou like you give a fuck about the bastardization of the language, it's slang – deal with it.
#Facts

The term "crucial" is used in situations that pop up that are more serious than others, kind of in a way nodding to the actual definition of the word (necessary) with a slight difference. Usually used after the word "that's" to signify importance to the subject. Sometimes it fits very well into context despite the unorthodox usage.
"That 3 pointer by Kyrie in the finals was so crucial"

" You got an iPhone 7 but didn't bring the thing for the aux? Damnnn that's crucial"
by Mich St SUCX November 12, 2016
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as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
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Crucial

Damn bro. Probation was crucial today I almost got tested and I woulda failed
by Joriginal October 22, 2018
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crucial

by hotesexlord69 November 6, 2022
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