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Bellybutton Crouton

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.
Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.
by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019
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pierce the crouton

to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.
"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"
by dacrouton January 31, 2012
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Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!
by David November 15, 2003
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Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.
Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!
by MTF February 15, 2009
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Crouton

A crouton was a racist term which applied to Caucasian race. This term originated in the 1960's civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. The term referred to higher class white people who could afford to put crouton's in their salads as a status of their wealth. In rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-class white people as 'croutons'. The term may also refer to the status of Caucasians as the "top-of-society" even though they were merely cheap, vapid "re-baked pieces of bread". This term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.
Fuck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!
by thehistorian567 February 27, 2010
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by M1gueL88 September 2, 2006
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Croutonisation

The act of turning an inanimate object into a Crouton.
Through the powers of Croutonisation the 'Novakster' has turned this PC Peripheral into a Crouton!
by Senior Development Elephant August 20, 2009
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