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cronk

acting drunk but really just overly tired
q: why is she acting so weird?
a: she is a little cronk
by worldlynan August 18, 2019
mugGet the cronkmug.

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked
1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021
mugGet the cronkedmug.

Cronk

Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,

the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk
The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!
by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021
mugGet the Cronkmug.

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.
Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!
by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022
mugGet the Cronkingmug.

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.
Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
mugGet the Cronk-Parrotingmug.

Cronked

A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up
Ex. Yo I got cronked
by MadisonJago April 17, 2021
mugGet the Cronkedmug.

Cronk

Noun: Another word for any natural large hole found in a human being.
Adjective: To change or alter a cronk.
Person 1: Oi mate what's with your butt cronk
Person 2: Oi don't go around insulting my butt cronk what's with ya nose cronks?
Person 1: Just got some piercings, that's all
by packofstains August 31, 2019
mugGet the Cronkmug.

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