cronk

acting drunk but really just overly tired

q: why is she acting so weird?
a: she is a little cronk

by worldlynan August 18, 2019

cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked

1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)

by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021

Cronk

Cronk is when you shag a woman with no rubber,

the next day your knob is so hard that if you hit anything with your knob it goes cronk

The boys ask me how I got on last night?
I replied my knob is sore
The boys start to laugh and say you got cronk!

by Chris t warrior February 18, 2021

Cronking

The indefinite need to express your pain in a game or victory in a game using a word. I made up this word randomly.

Person 1: *Going beast mode in a game*
Person 1: I'm CRONKING!! omg IM GETTING CRONKED!!!!!!

by MusicalCondom January 2, 2022

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

Cronked

A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up

Ex. Yo I got cronked

by MadisonJago April 17, 2021

Cronk

Noun: Another word for any natural large hole found in a human being.
Adjective: To change or alter a cronk.

Person 1: Oi mate what's with your butt cronk
Person 2: Oi don't go around insulting my butt cronk what's with ya nose cronks?
Person 1: Just got some piercings, that's all

by packofstains August 31, 2019