The greatest female action hero of all time. very smart, athletic. Rich with 3 mansions. has a funny attitude, does everything. very popular. 9 video games, 2 movies. brown hair, big boobs....
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Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.
Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.
Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!
Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?
Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.
Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.
Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.
Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!
Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?
Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.
Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
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Anni: Who was the guy who played George Gibbs in "Our Town"? He was incredible!
Emilee: That was Chance Croft, and yes, he was amazing! And quite attractive!
Emilee: That was Chance Croft, and yes, he was amazing! And quite attractive!
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The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
She can croft with the best of them and last night drank 1/5th her bodyweight before falling over.
Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
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