The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.

"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"

"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."

"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."

Crocs by Psuedonet June 22, 2025

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Crocs Challenge

Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.

"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*

Crocs Challenge by BryNelson March 7, 2014

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crocs on sport mode

when the flip on your crocs are flipped to the front, they are on sport mode.

*jonny flips his croc flap to the front*

brad then says “yooo dude you really putting your crocs on sport mode!”

crocs on sport mode by ladydukeofengland July 3, 2021

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Crocs that are called iris

They’re an amazing person and they should not die

Crocs that are called iris are just shoes with a name btw

Crocs that are called iris by Eeriecunt August 7, 2019

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