White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.

"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"

by DocotorLit July 6, 2021

crocs

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.

Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.

by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010

Crocs

Birth control

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba

by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014

bleu crocs

A phrase to define the subjects shoes when they are particularly old

Dang he’s got them bleu crocs. He needs some new ones.

by Rick Tobias November 13, 2020

crocs

cool, comfy shoes. They're a vibe. They're only ugly if you wear jibbitz in them.

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe

by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

yellow crocs

Little balls of sunshine strapped elegantly across thous feet and twinkle toes

Wow! That girls yellow crocs are cool! I'd love to shove It up my feet!

by laure-hizzle November 9, 2017

Crocs

The shoes Jesus would've had.

Damn, those crocs are yummy

by Yummydaddyboi669420 November 18, 2018