Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.

by Jake March 23, 2004

God's creation

The things whose origins your brain can't understand.

X: Do you know what a banana is?
Y: Yea, that's God's creation.

X: What is life?
Y: God's creation.

by mozeskoma December 11, 2011

Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.

Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?

by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009

creationist

An ignorant person who feels that the bible must be taken litteraly and any science that contradics what their book says (despite the fact there are different translations of the bible pointing to different things) is wrong. That would be all of science by the way. There is no science at all to suport their ignorant and idiotic claims.
A creationist will not accept the theory of evolution, despite it being fundemental to modern biology & genetics, and do not understand what theory means in scientific literature. They realy dont like this theory at all.
They normaly try to discrace 'evolutionists' and often attempt to imply that science can only be science if it is looked at from a religious perspective when quite the opposite is true. They accept a point and then ty and prove it, the opposite of the scientific method.
Finaly most know nothing about science and simply follow their faith. Many creationist leaders give themselves the title of Dr. Nearly all of these 'doctors' aquired their degrees from uncredited degree mills.

See www.talkorigins.com for a refutal of creationist claims.

Scientist: My evidence points to this conclusion therefor this conclusion is likely to be correct

Creationist: The bible says this happened, I'll try to prove it. Hmm no evidence. I better make some up....

by Denny the enlightened May 29, 2005

creationism

Lies, fairytales, bullshit.

Person A: I believe in creationism.
Person B: You are a retard.

by Pao September 8, 2007

Creationist

Mindless cretin who thinks that "Goddidit!"

Have you ever met a creationist with an I.Q. over 40?

by Scoobie Doo August 4, 2006

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003