A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.
by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010
Get the cripster mug.by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005
Get the crapsterpiece mug.Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010
Get the Cripto mug.A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.
by Boon Bones October 31, 2011
Get the crapstrap mug.Crista is a female name.
A Crista is the most organized and planned person,even if she's the perfect mother or sister.She will always let you know if you're wrong,but in a lovely and never insulting way.She is that one mysterious yet beautiful girl everyone thinks about.If you're sad,she'll comfort you and help you in the best way she can,even if it seems impossible.A Crista is a such precious person,never let her go.
A Crista is the most organized and planned person,even if she's the perfect mother or sister.She will always let you know if you're wrong,but in a lovely and never insulting way.She is that one mysterious yet beautiful girl everyone thinks about.If you're sad,she'll comfort you and help you in the best way she can,even if it seems impossible.A Crista is a such precious person,never let her go.
by hoolabanasalmongurl January 4, 2017
Get the Crista mug.when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.
Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'
Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'
Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'
by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010
Get the emotional cristache mug.She is a girl who everyone loves, she is way to beautiful, God made her so beautiful, she is people’s honey boo boo, she is a real, true, nice friend, she has a kind heart to everyone, she doesn’t let no one bring her down no matter what, she always keeps her head up no matter what, she has such a good personality and she loves Spanish.
by Mexicanhereduhh February 27, 2019
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