Creepyfuck

1.A shortening of the phrase "Fucking Creepy"

2.Anything that's creepiness cannot be described with other words

Say you are going to your grandmothers house. "I'm not staying in that creepyfuck house. We are going to the motel 6."

Did you just try to kiss me? You creepyfuck!

by xxXLil BroXxx November 29, 2011

Creepypasta

Creepy stories that float around on the Interwebs.

Kate: I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times into a mirror, a hook will appear on your car door.

Rob: No, dude. That's just some creepypasta.

by howtocookhumans July 26, 2008

creepy stalker

people who are incapable of taking a hint and continue to expect some sort of payoff in their countless attempts to hook in the object of their idolatry.

the stalking includes but is not limited to: facebook lurking, gathering information from friends, calling excessively, cryptic text messages, frequenting common places, dropping by unannounced at work/home/etc.

the creepy part is that the creepy stalker intentionally adjusts the mechanisms of his/her life to chase their delusions. Probably has some prepubescent sexual fantasy and/or tween crushing involved in their cognition process.

Beth: I don't get it. I've made it quite clear to him that there is nothing between us and there will never be... and he's still in pursuit of me!
Florence: What's he done?
Beth: Oh just about everything listed above. This last text message about the movie he saw last night and how he thought of me because of it is simply the sprinkle on the cherry.
Rachel: Just say No to creepy stalkers.

by J.Flry December 27, 2011

creepy hug

Goes by many monikers. i.e. Awkward Lock; Pelvic Press.

When a dude goes in for the hug, but sneaks in a little pelvic thrust/hip grind action on a girls lower abdomen. Leading to a very one-sided uncomfortable pause. Guys don't usually know they do it.

"Oh My Gosh! Mary I haven't seen you for so long!" *Creepy Hug*

by calamata5544 January 9, 2008

uncle creepy

gross older man who's tryin' to get the hook up from some young hottie!

I was kickin' it in the store and some uncle creepy was all up on me, tryin' to get himself some.

by gwendolynsky October 26, 2006

Burger King creepy

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!

Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.

by Burger King dude October 16, 2006

creepylicious

Any food that is purchased from a skeevy or questionable source, but is found to be tasty.

Those tacos that I got from the dude selling them out of the back of his van, down the street, are actually quite creepylicious.

by Zaipher May 8, 2009