crayon

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

crayon effect

The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.

Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.

"Why aren't you sitting down?"
"I had the crayon effect earlier today, and it hurts like hell."

by el_yotcho December 9, 2008

Crayolafabulous

(Could also be Crayola fabulous)

Colorful, bright, vibrant

Becky: "Oh my God, did you see Mikayla's new purse?"

Kate: "Yeah I did! Isn't it Crayolafabulous?"

Becky: "Fer sure!"

by Kittsu October 1, 2007

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

crayola

a girl who wears a lot of makeup with different colored eyeliner and looks like a man without it.

Wow, did you see Britney, what a crayola!

by pinkribbon95 February 7, 2009

crayolafication

1. The method of formatting text so as to use as many bright colours as possible, enlarged and fancy fonts, whilst being sure to mispell words and include lots of pretty little pictures.
Thus in the process making it hard to read.

Crayolafying
Unnecessarily formatting text just to draw attention to it. i.e misusing colour codes in irc.

Predominately used by teenage girls.

'I'd have read your little webpage, but I can't see through the crayolafication.'

'No matter how much crayolafying you do, we still don't care what saying'

by BloodMagus January 15, 2004