Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.

While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.

by Venue1590 April 23, 2009

chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004