Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

Craniator

the machine that has 8 dildos attached and is placed under the chairs of the sisters in church and vibrate it using a mechnoid machine. So they can feel Jesus in their spirit....

Craniator dbn'b'sbns/b;l,slh

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.

"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*

by Zombat September 20, 2011

Cranial

1: Deceptive synonym for "boneheaded." Useful as a parting comment as it may take several moments to discover what the now absent speaker meant.
2: To speak beyond one's faculties

1: "Your thoughts on the war in Iraq are very cranial"
2: "He wanted to be cerebral, but came across very cranial"

by grepclue June 17, 2007

cranial-anal insertion

having your head up your ass

What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?

by ybnormal June 12, 2009

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009