Cranberryzero

(n.) The act of producing a shameless piece of work that borders on artistic travesty; usually bereft of theme, purpose, merit, or value.

"Abe had nothing to contribute to the contest as usual; and his rapidly tarnishing reputation deteriorated even further when he tried to pull off a Cranberryzero by entering that visual travesty."

by Wilbert. A. Robson May 23, 2006

crapderful

An adjective or exclamation. Derived from the words crap and wonderful, and means essentially the same thing as crap, but usually only in a sarcastic way.

A: Clean your room!
B: Oh, crapderful.

"Well, gee, that was a crapderful concert."

by ~souba~ December 14, 2005

Cranberry township

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.

I work in Cranberry township.

by suburbanite March 25, 2005

Cranker

Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)

Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker

by CoasterDrugs February 17, 2012

cranker sore

Sores on the face of a Meth head

Did you see the cranker sores on Gary's face?

by Cray Z cracker March 20, 2011

Canderbear

The cutest sweetest little crackheads known to man, often very picky about alot of things. Constantly changing their haircolor its hard to spot one of these amazing creatures, but if you do hold it tight and never let it go.

You're the most gorgeous Canderbear i've ever seen!

by Dusty Massacre April 14, 2010

Cranberry Tea Bag

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.

Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.

by Tucks91 November 1, 2010