Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.
Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?
Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
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Get the liquid cramps mug.The so called "Crammer effect" is a phenomenon where the host of Mad Money, Jim Cramer, will announce that a stock/crypto will go one way, but the actual long-term outcome will be the absolute opposite of said prediction.
1: Oh man, I invested all of my money into Coinbase stock like Cramer said "Coinbase to $475" on his show Mad Money
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.
2: Jim Cramer ? Have you never heard of the Cramer Effect ?
1: I guess I shouldn't listen to his advice anymore.
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