Craig

The most generic person on the fucking planet. They have no redeemable qualities and probably find all these 'name' dictionary definitions to be "enlightening".

They are so boring that even their name is generic -- just like Dave, Joe, Greg, Theodore.

"Craig is boring as fuck."

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

Craig

a boy with a smile that's unforgettable. Usually can be found playing hockey or talking about cars. His thoughtfulness and unselfishness makes him the best kind of boyfriend. Someone worth spending your life with.

girl 1: wow that guy is such a great boyfriend!
girl 2: duh, he's a Craig

by TheEZ February 16, 2010

Craiging it

The action of eating a horses ass.

Hey man, did you hear about that one girl who was craiging it? I feel bad for whoever kisses her.

by Angel Sloan October 15, 2014

Craig

(noun, adjective) Common expression for individuals who love to wear blue crisp shirts, silver glasses, dress pants, and hot shoes, plus are kind-hearted, successful, gym-goer, and great kisser.

L: Ever since he got promoted, don has become a craig!

A: Can't believe how craig you are now!

T: Don't ever dream to get such craig with that grandma dress on you.

by Lashy-Lashy February 15, 2009

Craig

Craig is his own species, so uncultured that it's not even funny anymore.

Craig: *says something stupid* *being ignorant*

Me: Stop being such a Craig, UGhhh

by Cora Austin February 20, 2019

Craiging

the acting of arguring a proven fact and trying to get the last word.

Craig was craiging on our discussion.

by beerfest May 10, 2010

Craig

that guy from the list

dude: hey i'm about to sell something
other dude: try selling it on that list craig made

by csuki March 25, 2020