The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.
by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson June 11, 2006
Get the mexican crockpot mug.The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.
Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!
by cdogg23 November 8, 2007
Get the Cracklord mug.Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!
Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?
Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......
Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!
Joel - (vomiting)
by Nubbins December 16, 2009
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by b_Alister May 6, 2010
Get the crackpot theories mug.A canadian sex move, when the woman pours an entire bottle of maple syrup into her vagina and then you have sex with her.
by VeteranChild April 13, 2009
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by nitabug June 20, 2007
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