crackersaurus

a large, muscular white male/a huge redneck/the result of steroids and generations of inbreeding.

Yo look at dat Crackersaurus driving around in that Ford F-150.

by Steve Kammerer May 6, 2006

crackerims

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.

Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.

by BJC bitches April 3, 2007

Crackers and the Crumb

A hip hop rap group that features 3 white guys and a young child in red jump suits. They rap "white" songs that were originally performed by the likes of Niel Diamond, Frank Sinatra and the Beach Boys.

I went to see Crackers and the Crumb last night. Their rap rendition of Hello by Niel Diamond was off the chain!!

by styth June 27, 2009

crackerettes

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

snacky crackers

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

by niggerdicktaint January 4, 2017

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021