Coward

An individual who on numerous occasions boasts how terrific he is in various life activities, but fails miserably to achieve results and then runs away and crawls into a hole never to take his medicine for his complete lack of life skills.

He taunts other people at drafts and calls his fantasy sports teams something to mock another person like "MY WIFE DRAFTED FOR ME", but he himself embodies loneliness and fails at not just fantasy sports but at life in general and hides away for months, only to resurface and begin his cycle of cowardice all over again, each summer.

Peter said that he would bury you this week in Fantasy Football, but he lost and simply disappeared from the message board. What a damn coward!

by Ivan Drago's Right Hand November 4, 2009

Coward

A person who refuses to appear on The Colbert Report.

A person who thinks with his head rather than feel with his gut.

Thinking is the coward's way out.

by Stephen Colbert April 26, 2006

Coward

She refused to face her alcoholism, she ran to the bottle like a coward.

Her boyfriend cowered like a coward when confronted by her husband.

by Mr. Wonderful2017 July 21, 2017

Coward

A fucking asshole named Brian who can’t find the time of day to see a girl who cares for him so much because he can’t face his damn feelings

Brian, you’re such a fucking coward!

by LylLys January 29, 2018

Coward

Noun: A Republican

People who vote conservative are cowards.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

Coward

a gender inclusive term that asserts dominance

Me: Hello cowards. I have come for you knees.

by moonbredbitch January 20, 2021

Coward

Someone with an over inflated sense of importance and worth but needs others to action their commands in place of their lack of capability.

Vladimir Putin is a Coward

by anonymous March 4, 2022