An individual who on numerous occasions boasts how terrific he is in various life activities, but fails miserably to achieve results and then runs away and crawls into a hole never to take his medicine for his complete lack of life skills.
He taunts other people at drafts and calls his fantasy sports teams something to mock another person like "MY WIFE DRAFTED FOR ME", but he himself embodies loneliness and fails at not just fantasy sports but at life in general and hides away for months, only to resurface and begin his cycle of cowardice all over again, each summer.
He taunts other people at drafts and calls his fantasy sports teams something to mock another person like "MY WIFE DRAFTED FOR ME", but he himself embodies loneliness and fails at not just fantasy sports but at life in general and hides away for months, only to resurface and begin his cycle of cowardice all over again, each summer.
Peter said that he would bury you this week in Fantasy Football, but he lost and simply disappeared from the message board. What a damn coward!
by Ivan Drago's Right Hand November 04, 2009
A person who refuses to appear on The Colbert Report.
A person who thinks with his head rather than feel with his gut.
A person who thinks with his head rather than feel with his gut.
by Stephen Colbert April 10, 2006
by Mr. Wonderful2017 July 21, 2017
A fucking asshole named Brian who can’t find the time of day to see a girl who cares for him so much because he can’t face his damn feelings
by LylLys January 29, 2018
Noun: A Republican
by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 07, 2010
Someone with an over inflated sense of importance and worth but needs others to action their commands in place of their lack of capability.
Vladimir Putin is a Coward
by moonbredbitch January 20, 2021