by Ivan Morrisey April 02, 2008
1. A person who makes plans to get it in, but backs out at the last minute
2. When your friend is getting mugged right in front of you, but instead of helping you runs away like a little bitch.
2. When your friend is getting mugged right in front of you, but instead of helping you runs away like a little bitch.
The lil' General didn't see any action last night because Joe is a coward.
I've never seen someone abandon a friend as quickly as Gatti did when those muggers approached us.
I've never seen someone abandon a friend as quickly as Gatti did when those muggers approached us.
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by Vegetable_Lasagna October 24, 2017
yo, j- kwon is a real coward, he shot a 55 year old store clerk and kilt him cuz he wuz robbin his store. Wut a pussy.
by THE BOSS of THE WORLD December 28, 2009
An individual who on numerous occasions boasts how terrific he is in various life activities, but fails miserably to achieve results and then runs away and crawls into a hole never to take his medicine for his complete lack of life skills.
He taunts other people at drafts and calls his fantasy sports teams something to mock another person like "MY WIFE DRAFTED FOR ME", but he himself embodies loneliness and fails at not just fantasy sports but at life in general and hides away for months, only to resurface and begin his cycle of cowardice all over again, each summer.
He taunts other people at drafts and calls his fantasy sports teams something to mock another person like "MY WIFE DRAFTED FOR ME", but he himself embodies loneliness and fails at not just fantasy sports but at life in general and hides away for months, only to resurface and begin his cycle of cowardice all over again, each summer.
Peter said that he would bury you this week in Fantasy Football, but he lost and simply disappeared from the message board. What a damn coward!
by Ivan Drago's Right Hand November 04, 2009
A person who refuses to appear on The Colbert Report.
A person who thinks with his head rather than feel with his gut.
A person who thinks with his head rather than feel with his gut.
by Stephen Colbert April 09, 2006
Refers to individuals that pursue predictable life paths of primary education followed by college / university and relatively secure, full-time employment in established companies.
Such individuals may occasionally perform some sort of community service but spend most of their spare time engaging in popularized social activities like watching mainstream sports, movies, patronizing membership gyms, shopping, visiting popular pubs and restaurants, and travelling to commonly visited tourist destinations. Such individuals generally only interact with people with similar backgrounds.
Opposites of cowards include non-traditional artists and musicians, certain entrepreneurs, non-mainstream political activists, Peace Corps volunteers, and others who take riskier, more creative, or less predictable paths in life.
Such individuals may occasionally perform some sort of community service but spend most of their spare time engaging in popularized social activities like watching mainstream sports, movies, patronizing membership gyms, shopping, visiting popular pubs and restaurants, and travelling to commonly visited tourist destinations. Such individuals generally only interact with people with similar backgrounds.
Opposites of cowards include non-traditional artists and musicians, certain entrepreneurs, non-mainstream political activists, Peace Corps volunteers, and others who take riskier, more creative, or less predictable paths in life.
by the_hao_zi August 22, 2008
by Mr. Wonderful2017 July 21, 2017
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