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guatemalan conover

The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.
When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.
by midwest slang expert May 20, 2009
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Chronversation

A conversation had by two or more individuals under the influence of chronic or marijuana.
"Dude, that was a wild chronversation we had last night."
by E C S January 18, 2009
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coronaventing

The act of standing with a group of individuals discussing how Coronavirus means you can no longer hang out together
Danielle and Megan and I were coronaventing today about how we couldn’t all go out for drinks after work.
by Maskedme March 12, 2020
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coronavirosity

noun. 1.used to refer to the scale of things that went down in 2019-2020~ that has people thinking bout terms like COVID boomer(s); boomer remover and Boomer Doomer.

2.It is also the term for the scale of anxiety you get from shaking hands in 2020;

3.It is also a crippling handshake that just takes all your lifeforce out of you or just a handshake from a dude that went to gym rather than sink in couch all day and watch CNN.

by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020
>Hey bro *shakes hand* I just gave you boomer doomer
The dude above recalls how he shaked a bro's hand and now thinks that he has a level 5 coronavirosity handshake and cannot shake hands no more. The scale is subjective

>I think the town in kekistan is suffering from a level 19 coronavirosity dood
by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020
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Coronavirus

oh coronavirus sucks
by mentioned April 28, 2020
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coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.
In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.
by @price5233 March 15, 2020
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Coronavirus Baby

Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.
My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.
by scintillating March 19, 2020
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