coron

A moron scared of the coronavirus

Have you seen all those corons wearing masks?

by g4illou March 25, 2020

Coronate

To urinate outside and avoid public restrooms in fear of contracting the coronavirus

Tom- "Man I got a coronate! My bladder is too full and that public restroom looks like a corona virus orgy waiting to happen! "

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Coronativity

Coronativity

A regular nativity celebrating the birth of Jesus but safely practicing social distancing.

Sorry 3rd wise king, you're not allowed in our Coronativity due to the social gathering limit of 2 people.

by Wordymcwordface April 1, 2020

Coronational

(n.)- A person from a nation where the Coronavirus (Covid-19) has infected more than 10,000 people.

Tim: "Those visiting Chinese professors were stopped at the airport yesterday."

Jill: "I hope they quarantined those Coronationals immediately!"

by KnowPsyUniverse April 3, 2020

rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Coronation

A pandemic. It is a portmanteau which describes an entire nation being infected with corona.

Dang! Italy turned into a coronation during this year's FIFA World Cup!
The Queen's coronation (another way of describing the United Kingdom).

by Hen-Rex March 11, 2020

coronized

The act of being infected with coronavirus.

You have been coronized

by fallenriver March 12, 2020