Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Cornstarch Crusader

Cornstarch Crusader is a racial slur used as a way to mock or insult white people

all those fuckin cornstarch crusaders in texas

by terrabieyt January 2, 2023

Indiana cornshucker

Commonly performed in indiana (hence the name) during rough intercourse, the male turns the woman around doggy style, and starts vaginal sex, he then shoves an un-shucked corn cob into her anus, when the female convulses the corn cob forces its way out, shucked and ready to boil

Derek "man, jenny was a freak"
Sam "did you make her an indiana cornshucker?"
Derek "you bet"

by Hesterjenkins May 23, 2019

cornsucking

V. The process of sticking a straw so far up your pee hole you could suck out your own semen??

Bourbonater got lonely and thirsty one rainy evening and used a Capri sun straw to go CornSucking.

by grasshoppers of florida March 5, 2008

cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.

He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.

by 50shadesoflena January 24, 2017

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.

Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025