Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.

Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.

by Hella confused July 30, 2018

CONFLUSED

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP

YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.

by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008

conflused

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.

I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!

by carickster August 9, 2016

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

by Brendan October 10, 2003

compfused

One who is completely incompetent when it comes to modern-day technology, particulary computers. Synonyms include 12:00 Flasher

Do you know anything about computers? No man, I'm so compfused!

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.

I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.

by Jimmy14 April 6, 2007

Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS)

An affliction that has reached epidemic levels among young men, aged 18-35, largely in urban areas of the developed world (particularly Brooklyn, NY). Symptoms of the disease include chronic indecisiveness, disintegration of an emotional spine, lack of concentration, extreme selfishness, outbursts of childlike behavior, overly sappy whisperings toward partner followed quickly (sometimes in the same conversation) by unexplained emotional unavailability.

Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.

Why good sir, the itchiness in your cold, tin loins is nothing other than a case of the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS).

by bAG Of sUnShINe August 23, 2010