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cornball muffinhead

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.
Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!
by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011
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Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.
My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.
by Prozach21 November 20, 2010
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coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.
The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.
by Richard Black April 13, 2005
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Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.
Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene
by Beezy25 April 29, 2009
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cornball

A wrestling technique that involves giving a thumbs up to the opponents anus. May or may not involve a winding up motion.
Ponch decided it was time the match had ended and administered the cornball to his opponent.
by hooka January 11, 2005
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Cornballer

Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.
I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!
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Cornball, v. To have sex with someone from Nebraska.
Hey, you're a husker from Nebraska.
Wanna cornball?
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 13, 2005
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