Confluffle

Verb. A sense of cloudy confusion.

That made me feel confluffled.

by BlahBlah08 April 19, 2017

curflumpapump

Someone who is acting like an idiotic down syndrome cunt with the biggest ego in the world about themselves.

Look at that person, they're such a curflumpapump

by GhostRider1949 March 23, 2019

Conflumer

A word to explain life as a consumer trying to live consciously in a society that isn't set up to easily do so.

As consumers, we can use purchasing power to make the 'right' ethical decisions but this can often feel confusing, especially if trying to maintain a lifestyle that’s normal to you. Everything seems to be a trade-off.

Targeted advertising, misinformation & sneaky slogans are sending conflumers in circles!

I'm a conflumer: I want to explore the world footprint-free but I have limited annual leave and so my only realistic option is flying.

I'm a conflumer: I want great taste but my chosen brand is only offered in plastic.

I'm a conflumer: I recycle all the plastic that I use...but I didn’t realise plastic can only be recycled several times before eventually ending in landfill.

I'm a conflumer: I want to cut back on my water usage but a garden full of flowers makes me happy.

I'm a conflumer: I have cut back on eating meat but I have accidentally increased the number of jetsetting vegetables in my diet.

I'm a conflumer: my diet is vegan but I’m still wearing leather shoes.

I'm a conflumer: I want to support local businesses but my budget doesn't stretch past supermarket.

I'm a conflumer: I’m trying to switch to shop better but delivery is expensive & slow.

I'm a conflumer: I use my purchasing power to shop ethically but I don't have a clear idea of the industries & ethics I’m supporting through my pension investment.

I'm a conflumer: I want to easily reduce my footprint on the world but the information I need to assess the long term net impact of my purchasing decision simply isn't available to me & don’t have time to research every detail.

I'm a conflumer: I do not wish to leave my footprint on the world but it seems impossible not to without majorly changing my lifestyle.

by my_little_footprint August 16, 2020

conflubdajub

To make up a word.

Hey bro, did you conflubdajub another word yet?

by SquardWed June 25, 2021

Confluction

A confluction is a congruence of some parts of reality with a new part of reality, which is not actually reality but is experienced as a form of reality to the mind. This part is unreal, exists in fantasy, in situations such as video games, movies, and in some news reports. For example, cities are destroyed, elections are stolen. It is thought that this may account for some features of modern day thinking where fake news or various distortions of events are thought of as real, such as votes being fabricated, vaccinations being poisonous, so that such events are portrayed as real in many news features and are believed by many influential people as true although they are actually not real.

There is a confluction of reality when people think a city is destroyed or an election is stolen. Buildings can be bombed or some elections corrupted but it doesn't get as bad as the mind makes it out to be.

by bobcatbobby August 18, 2022

Fib Confluence

An area where multiple Fibonacci levels plotted from different trends/timeframes are in close proximity to one another when charting an equity or index.

There is fib confluence here on my chart - The stock should have strong support at this level.

Of note: The word convergence is often used by noobs and Canadians when in fact they mean to say Confluence

by MavMoney December 13, 2018

Conflustricate

Conflustricate - Verb
Conflustricated - Noun

To be so confused that neural signals no longer function and speech is scrambled.

Guy 1 : "I cant believe that the seventh sixth of the first half became the first sixth of the second half so easily..."
Guy 2 : "Now you're just trying to conflustricate me..."

by J Connell January 25, 2004