Capulation

When an individual caps about sexual activity

That was some serious Capulation I know he didn't get any.

by NigChungus June 7, 2022

Capulation

A play on the word copulation refers to the act of cap (Lying) about sexual activity.

That was serious capulation, no way is he hittin' that

by NigChungus June 9, 2022

Capulation

An indication of something that seems to be
“Cap”

Billy: Yo! I just hooked up with cheerleader Ashley!
Cleatus: Nahh that’s capulation

by Sh0cK LINE December 28, 2022

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.

Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.

Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021