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Converse

A small town outside of San Antonio. Also know as the asshole of Texas.
"Wanna stop by my old high school? It's in converse."
"Oh, no. That place is a dump."
by troller49 November 30, 2011
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well first of all, they are the most fucking awesome shoes ever. FUCK OFF all the bitches and pussys that think that people only wear them to fit in. Truth is, that's why i bought my first pair, then i loved the shoes and decided fuck everyone, i wear em cuz i like em, not because its a style or some shit. I dont even HAVE a fucking style. I will wear these shoes because i think there kick ass, and whoever thinks i'm a poser, or bitch, or conformist, or nonconformist, or prep, or nerd or WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL ME, CAN FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE. YOU GUYS SUCK ASS AND PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WEAR THESE FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY WANT! FUCK YOU ALL!YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR LITTLE FUCKING PATHETIC ASSES WHOOPED AND SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IMPORTANT REASON TO LIVE AND BE AMONG REAL PEOPLE WHO CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND NOT THINK THAT CONVERSES ARE ASSOCIATED WITH ANY FUCKING FASHION OR STYLE OR "POSER" RELATED SHIT.
stupid fucked up wannabe skater shit person #1: your converse shoes are fucking gay and poser.
me: fuck off dumb shit, you have nothing better to do than call people fucking posers ever since your tight pants squeezed your fucking balls off and you started hanging out with other fucking pansy fagots like yourself.)

(o ya i got nothing against tight pants, just the stupid fucker bitches that are usually wearing them, like said above.)
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Converse r like sik shoes, they used 2 b heaps individual but now everyone wears em and stupid girly magazines have started getting preppy idiots 2 model them, its so demented!!! and yeah other brands of shoes r making try hard "converse" so they arent as special any more...i F'ing hate it....ut they stil are my most favourite shoes in the world.....all star chuck taylors....till the day i die \m/
i love my new converse shoes, like hardly anyone has them.....
6 months later.....
WTF everyone has converse, all these preppy dickheads, this is so stupid!!!
by i wanna sleep April 12, 2006
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Cardboard cut-out shoes that last two seconds before you have to buy new ones. Basketball shoes that have been around for a long time, but are becoming a stupid trend. Currently owned by nike.
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: OOH I GOT NEW CONVERSE!!!
normal guy: didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:Yeah but these are NEW :D
normal guy: what happened to the ones you got yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:A raindrop landed on them and they blew up.
normal guy: oh great, new converse. made in sweatshops where poor children are exploited ...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:What does exploited mean? :S
Normal Guy: You better run, it's going to start raining...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: * Runs, when foot hits floor, converse fall apart*
by Steal This Definition! April 20, 2006
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Big Ugly Clown Shoes That Skaters And Emos Use.

(See Skater,Emo
That Mans Converse Were So Big When He Was Walking He Fell Flat On His Face And Everyone Laughed And Started Singing The E.M.O. Song.
by GROINHOLD101 August 1, 2008
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awesome shoes that look awesome dirty and worn out rather then spik and span.... ya everyone wears them.... it used to be just rockers and goths but now preps and people wear them to
i was so freakin mad when my sister borrowed my filthy converses and cleaned them!!!!!!

i bought some white converses for skool this year and they were so freakin clean! so i wore them outside in the mud and on the half pipe and got them dirty before skool started then they looked so rocksum!!!!
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh February 14, 2007
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1) a geometric term
2) a type of shoes, Chuck Taylors, that used to be popular in the 80's. Are now having a revival, except that Nike bought the company and the only people who wear them are people who realize that this is the latest trend. People write stuff on the rubber parts, and some are made all colorful and printed. Little do these people know that Chucks are made by poor people in sweatshops in Taiwan. Losers.
oh my god, i just got a new pair of converse yesterday for like 88 dollars, they're all pink and sparkly! Let's draw smiley faces in permanent marker on them! So fab.
by wearmelikesilk April 26, 2006
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