Gentile conundrum

Phenology in which Gentiles who have low aptitude are unable to articulate the Gentile askance toward language (explicitization) and high-aptitude Gentiles observe the Gentile norm to discuss the condemnation of language (materialism) implicitly (violently).

The Gentile conundrum prevents Gentiles from conveying to Jews the ontology behind antisemitism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 20, 2019

Conundrum

The act of envoking physical damage, most likely with a gun of some sort.

"Yo, we gotta connundrum those fools."
"Fo' real yo."

by Rasputin March 29, 2005

colendulum

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.

You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!

by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010

Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012

Conundrum

A sports-loving, party-hardy bro who doesn't eat meat or drink alcohol.

Timmy was up against a helluva tailgating conundrum as his college football team was facing their rival.

by okhare September 13, 2016

Conundrum

a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day

Simar spell conundrum
C-o-n-n-u-n-d-r-u-m

by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021

Conundrum

A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.

-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd

by Sweet home alabama! March 26, 2021