Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

Conforttigami

The practice of folding random slip of paper into shapes resembling teachers.

The kid folded conforttigami in origami club to look like the teacher.

by Conforttigami Inventor March 13, 2009

Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team

Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?

by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021

reed conforti

A "reed conforti" will usually be the kind of person(usually male) who will comfort a person 24/7. he(or rarely she) will be the most comfortable person you will ever be around. this person will let you really experience love. You will always want to keep this person in your life no matter what.

laura: Is your boyfriend a reed conforti?

jamie: Yes, and i love him.

by JMLRCMTAEW November 4, 2010