Centennial High School

A Bunker like structure situated in Howard County, often rated as one of the top schools in Maryland. Most people agree that its architectual design resembles a prison or bunker. Contains a overwhelming amount of Asians, (Misnomer Chentennial), and has hardware collections that are still in use ranging from thermometers used in WWI to computers built during the Cold War. It is believed that the usage of such legacy systems is caused by a lack of adaquate funding to upgrade infrastructure.

*Centennial High School computers needs 30 or more minutes to start Mozilla Firefox.

by Zulu Charlie April 21, 2011

Contestshipper

One who adores Contestshipping. One who loves the couple of May and Drew of Pokemon

"Hey are you a pokeshipper?" "Nah, i am a contestshipper all the way"

by cold-chan July 10, 2009

contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010

centerpost

To spearhead; take the lead

Dennis didn't have the skills to coordinate a project, so Lindsey had to centerpost the effort.

by Lindserb August 15, 2015

Bowl Coater

When a bowel movement results in fecal matter covering the toilet's inner surfaces and bottom of the seat in their entirety. The action of the "Bowl Coater" results in the need for extra hygiene and a thorough toilet cleaning.

"I might not be back for some time...I sense this one's gonna be a Bowl Coater".

by MattKV July 1, 2008

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

Center Surfing

The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.

Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad

Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)

by KaseCharles October 25, 2011