weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

Confucktion

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

consuction

when so many flavours from different places come together in one

the consuction of flavours is peng

by dentonfury May 18, 2022

consumptionious

Term used in lieu of 'efficiency' by stupid Dagenham Motors (Ford) car salesman, who don't know how to wield their language let alone their job.

Salesman: "the 1.6TD is more fuel consumptionious than the 1.8TD, innit."
Normal Person: "Do you mean the 1.6 is more fuel efficient?"
Salesman: "yeah, dats it."
Jan 2011, Essex

by chopsuk January 12, 2011

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

conjunktion

A crappy-a** word dat does a sub-par job of connecting two portions of a clause or sentence.

Da word "ain't" is a really cheesy conjunktion to splice a subject and predicate together in a sentence.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

consultion

unsolicited advice given as if it was the best advice ever

It's time for our monthly consultion meetings with the parent company team.
Okay, thanks for your consultion.

by woodwork professional April 11, 2022