Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024

conjusted

The word Hamza's mum uses, this has the meaning of "congested" she is NEVER wrong though, trust.

"Conjusted IS a word, because im never wrong. Trust."

by hisfr August 12, 2024

Converted White Girl

A Caucasian female who after having interracial sex with a man of color, does not go back to having sex with her own race. All attraction to her own race is lost.

Jane is totally a converted white girl, she only goes after the mixed light brown skin guys now.

by D.Lang December 8, 2024

Connored

when a person pregames too hard and shows up to the party hammered

That Tito’s got me too connored and I called all women whores.

by Connored March 11, 2025

Comported

conduct oneself; behave.

"articulate students who comported themselves well in television interviews"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Conjoinedism

Conjoinedism to discriminate against twins who are attached/conjoined.

Hey Marilu, did you know that it is not fair for conjoined twins to receive one salary for their shared work. They are two individuals not one. That is conjoinedism.

by Nnnr August 31, 2025

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025