(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another

"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"

by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017

Meritorious Conduct

Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty.
Going beyond what is the norm.

Behaviour that is extraordinary.

John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.

by Ivansteel May 28, 2006

code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014

train conductor

a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.

"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"

by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009

ConFusted

Confused and fustrated.

Trying to figure out chinese math has me confusted.

by Fatal Puppy October 11, 2009

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021