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confusion

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.
I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.
by Schnatz June 27, 2005
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concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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Concuboner

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.
by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016
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Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.
I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!
by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009
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cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.
Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything
by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019
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concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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