Conception

Prelude to Birthday. The Day after you came in a vagina.

Richard looked back on his daughters birthday and realized the panic he felt during conception was worth it after all.

by El Normatico January 15, 2009

Connecting

a connecting is when your mobile device has two arrows chacing each other (clock wise) and you recieve a naked picture

Man 1 : YES!
Man 2 : What?
Man 1 : Connecting! *Points to phone*

by <!Tom!> September 19, 2009

Concerting

To be on Concerta.

Ben has been working on his lab top all day concerting for his online classes.

by dffdsaklf;jdsal;k October 13, 2013

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Conception day

A party, celebrated in some parts of northern austria and southern germany, meant to celebrate the conception of someone. Usually celebrated smaller than a birthday or not at all, it is often an event in a familiar setting where sometimes the parents even give a quick speech.

Hey man, you going to Martins conception day?
Sure Ill be there

by Germinator21 December 27, 2022