instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.

Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.

by Dom i nic March 25, 2008

compendate

expected sexual pay off for taking a woman on a date. this can range from kissing to fucking, depending on the amount you spend.

After a sumptuous dinner, Huck expected Tina to compendate by giving him a blow-job.

by surreality84 December 9, 2010

vompensate

Originally a typo of "compensate" used on Fark.

1. To be paid retribution for being vilified in the eyes of the community. Like compensation, but with a few more zeroes on the check.

2. To receive payback after making your friends watch or engage in something particularly disgusting.

3. Payment for Vomp Rat pelts on some planets.

Examples:

1. "If you never did anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about, the counter-suit should vompensate you dearly."

2. "My roommate made me watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup," and I vompensated all over his iMac."

3. "I bullseyed those Vomp Rats with my T-16 back home. Where's my Vompensation?"

by Vompinsate March 25, 2008

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009

commendate

Another word for thank you; approval; or appreciative

" I would like to commendate ya'll for coming to this intervention even though we are alll going to have a couple of drinks afterwards..." said Berry.

Jerry wants to commedate you for bringing that stuff over to the party.

by jeffersonson May 15, 2019

condensate

when condensed steam drips from a surface

i just got condensated on by the top of my styrofoam chinese box.

by james Peterso December 28, 2008

Compensize

the male tendency to buy or own something (especially automobiles) in extraordinarily large sizes in order to compensate for extremely tiny sex organs.

Steve's new fire-engine red, fully loaded Hummer, failed to compensize for his teeny weeny.

by Miss_Kim July 12, 2011