Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

commot

Verb. Get out. Nigerian Pidgin to get out (of a place, situation, conversation,...)
synonyms: leave, go

Commot for road,My FRIEND! shay you no dey see person. (Get out the way. Can't you see somebody is coming through)

by NaijaTalkative July 9, 2019

commode code

Also an EMS slang term for heart problems caused by straining on the commode.

When the vagus nerve which is attached to the brain stem and stomach is squeezed hard enough by straining to potty, it may send a person into cardiac distress with a much slowed heart rate, sweating, nausia and vomiting. This happens mostly with the elderly, thus the reason it is refered to as "commode code".

by Jennings Ford April 19, 2006

commuterection

The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.

I was leaning against the door, and it gave me a massive commuterection

by precid June 21, 2005

commoner

One of the common people, not a member of the high class ppl....noble peepz.

he called me a commoner cos i didnt have all the fancy stuff he had,,,,fancy watches....fancy cars.....fancy girls....fancy etc.

by Free! December 6, 2003

commode code

an EMS term for when one is found dead sitting on the commode.

We responded to a heart attack yesterday, but upon arrival we called the coroner for a commode code.

by OceanSpawned August 21, 2005