A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.
Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!
by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010
When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.
I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.
by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009
When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.
TV: We'll be back after these messages!
Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.
*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*
Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!
TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)
Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.
Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.
*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*
Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!
TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)
Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.
by I Will Kill You April 29, 2007
Rap for the club. Always confused when people call it hiphop (when hip hop is a culture, and hip hop music is rap). Commercial rap is also used as the single or main promotion song for an artist's album.
by poolpimp August 9, 2006
A commercial for Grubhub where the characters just dance while eating awkwardly . It is one of the first big memes of 2021.
by AtomicXD January 14, 2021
The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.
Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.
Shit, it's for Bud Light.
That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
Shit, it's for Bud Light.
That there's some real commercialized disappointment.
by pulcinella December 5, 2009
The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her
Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
by kamkord July 28, 2015