Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?
What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
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Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
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Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
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The term was popularized by RayWilliamsJohnson on his youtube show =3.
The term was popularized by RayWilliamsJohnson on his youtube show =3.
Person 1: "Hey! Check this out. It is a video of RWJ fighting an old woman."
Person 2: 'You're an idiot, that is a communist rick roll."
Person 1: "Oh yea! Two camels in a tiny car."
Person 2: 'You're an idiot, that is a communist rick roll."
Person 1: "Oh yea! Two camels in a tiny car."
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Get the Communist mug.A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
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Get the Communist mug.Something that would make no sense, because a Communist is to the left and a Nazi is to the right, like saying "Democrat-Republican" it just makes no sense. That would make a person the mortal enemy of him/her self
by aquails April 10, 2004
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Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
Me: Nah.
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Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
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Get the communist mug.A title used by members of the political party that is the furthest to the left. A communist believes that the means of production and the fruits of production should be owned and granted to the workers. (Ex. Factory workers producing snow-globes should jointly own the factory and receive all the profit from the snow-globes that are sold, then divided equitably among the workers). The philosophy of communism arose from a man named Karl Marx who lived in the monarchist Germany in the mid-1800s. Europe was home to many unfair societies at the time, where there were a few rich, (the bourgeoisie) and the rest of society were poor, abused, laborers. Karl Marx advocated destroying the rich aristocracy in favor a country filled with only laborers who governed themselves and everybody was equal, socially and financially.
John believes that he and his fellow coal miners should get the foreman fired and proclaim ownership over the mine and should receive all the profits from the coal's sale, and then share it equitably with his fellows. John is a communist.
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