Clintoning

Using a cigar for purposes other than smoking.

by ruff'myster November 2, 2003

Clinton job

Another word for blowjob, first used by the Ed Wood of the fanfic world, David Gonterman.

All the artist had to do was write himself into his comic, and his persona got all the Clinton jobs he never received in high school.

by Carne Largo March 15, 2004

Hillary Robot Clinton

If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand.

BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa

BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla BLAAA blaa

BLAAAA blaa BLAAA blaa BLAAA bla

she's like a wind up toy from hell

by Dreddy August 30, 2004

Clintoned

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.

Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.

by Matish May 5, 2021

Clinton Corners

Such a small town in New York that nobody really knows where it is.

Jill - Im from Clinton Corners.
Jack - Where the hell is that?
Jill - I dont know...

by Tiff3141592654 December 22, 2008

Clintonicide

The suspicious suicide of a person who is known to have information against, or is set to testify against, Bill and/or Hillary Clinton.

“That judge’s family is the victim of Clintonicide”

“I’m sure Ghislaine Maxwell is soon to commit Clintonicide soon in her jail cell.”

by KaptKyle July 21, 2020

pulled a clinton

A scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to fuck up the very last minute.

Person 1:"Bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. But then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line"
Person 2: "Nigga pulled a Clinton"

by BitchAssFggtRekt November 25, 2016