coldbeer

A beer which has been properly prepared for consumption.

"Hey Jim, pass me another coldbeer."

by Alfador Janus June 3, 2008

Stephen Colbert

He is America. (And so can you!)

"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"

by njm222 September 20, 2009

Colbertized

Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.

Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.

John : No dude, he just colbertized you.

by Chris0108 November 7, 2008

Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Your typical late night show host who relies on bashing Trump because it’s the only thing keeping his show going.

Person 1: Do you watch Stephen Colbert?
Person 2: Why would I want to watch an hour long “orange man bad” joke?

by dyldyl9 January 28, 2021

conbeersation

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.

I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.

by jlfour March 13, 2017

Claire Colbear

The best YouTuber ever known to man. She can make you laugh so hard in such little time. She also has a hit song, "Bust Down Big Claire." She is so pretty also and is so nice. She is the best human being on the planet and deserves to live forever.

"Hey did you see Claire Colbear's new youtube video?"
"Ya! She is so cool!"

by bigmike2015 May 23, 2019