council bean

overweight teenage single mother, large hooped earings(parrot pearch earings),drinks and smokes when pregnant, lives on social welfare and singles mothers allowance, not a regular member of the workfoce, none of the children are by the same father, common name for male offsring is wayne. will bang everything, seriously gelled down fringe.

little britains vicky pollard is a prime example of a council bean

by Speedterrorist October 20, 2005

conundrumized

It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.

There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized.

by Ben Gunby December 9, 2008

cajun dry rub

A spicy, hot, handy. Not pleasing to either party. Extreme dry

Man, got the spiciest Cajun dry rub last night! Anyone have lotion?

by Spice mistress September 30, 2013

Cajun Slick

The best possible starting hand in Texas-Holdem poker. Consisting of a deuce and a five, off suit, as the players starting whole cards.

Some idiot named Max tried to step to me with poket tens on the bubble. Too bad for him I was slowplaying the Cajun Slick. Poor guy never stood a chance.

by PhilHellmuthSucks February 26, 2014

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.

Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

by Braschmeister October 8, 2008

Mizumafu Council

A group of 11 people on Twitter who are incapable of not mentioning Mizumafu every ten seconds.

Person A: “Hey, have you seen the Mizumafu Council on Twitter?”
Person B: “No, who are they?”
Mizumafu Council Member: “ajike no nai-”

by Misozuki October 20, 2023

Ad Council

A non-profit quasi gov't agency who makes propaganda campaigns for everything politically correct.

"I am Mr. Kwame from the leading minority college fund and we need assistance starting a ad campaign. Will you healp us?" "Sure, we can make some good campaigns."

few days later:

"I am Mr. Johnson from the non-profit euro-american college fund and we need assistance setting up a ad campaign. Will you help us?" "Sorry, but we can't since your organization is politically incorrect and racist!"

by Scorpion January 18, 2005