Colonial Heights

A small city in Virginia composed of 97% white people, 2% black, and 1% asian/other.

Nicknames:
"Colonial Whites"
"CH"
"CW"

Colnial Heights Resident 1: When's the last time you seen a nigger in this town man?

Colonial Heights Resident 2: It's been a minute man.

by Nordan Jorris December 9, 2008

Colonial

An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

“Damn Ruddy, why you gotta go colonial all the time?”
“That frat is so fucking colonial”

by Luke and Dennis January 5, 2009

Chronically Online

Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.

Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online

by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022

Colonialist

When a white person fancies or wants to have sexual relations with a person of another race.

"Katy only dates Indian guys"
"She is such a colonialist"

by Drake is too real April 25, 2014

colonial

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.

Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.

by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009

redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant

1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants

That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.

by nick August 15, 2006

The Reverse Colonial

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.

Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).

by Mark Alfredo July 18, 2009