Cocksmash

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

by morgansgoat October 30, 2012

cocknbush

a cock hiddin by a massive hairy bush

omg dude that was some high quality cocknbush

by jarretngoey July 14, 2010

cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

by captain_poopy June 9, 2021

Cocksmuggler

¹Derogatory term for a girl who gets around and she quite possibly could be a prostitute. A bro hopper and/or a home wrecker. ²One who smuggles dick for a living.

Get your cocksmuggler hands off my junk. I don't want none of that dumb junk!

by HeartLela August 27, 2021

cocksmith

comparable to goldsmiths or ironsmiths who beat on gold or iron; a person whose sole pleasure in life is to beat on cock every day

That guy is a fag cause he's a cocksmith

by farfellseed May 21, 2006

cocksmith

Uncle Miltie: The legend speaks for itself!

Ask Lucy Ball!

by Milton Berle April 8, 2003

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007