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cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.
Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"
by NoTillies June 23, 2017
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cockslinger

A musty-ass woman who sleeps around with lots of guys. She probably knows how your bro's dick looks. They pull out dicks all the time, firing out cum like a cowboy with a gun.
Cockslinger: pew pew!
by username0991 May 2, 2020
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Cockidence

Cockidence, like confidence, is what a person gains after getting the D / cock.
I have a boyfriend. But on my trip to Arizona, I met a guy and he gave a load of cockidence.
by Kayladowdsavitch May 28, 2021
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cockslice

offensive term used when insulting someone who is unworthy of even being called a "dick" or a "cock". Therefore they are a fraction of a cock.
Ryan Seacrest is a fuggin cockslice.
by Bryce Osborne February 23, 2009
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CockGlider

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.
"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"
by Glider January 13, 2013
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cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.
2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.

Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.
by that's not funny is it? July 22, 2007
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cockfident

cocky plus confident equals COCKFIDENT
i'm not just confident or cocky, i'm both. i'm COCKFIDENT.
by GeoBar September 17, 2010
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