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shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.
I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!
by lunch21 January 21, 2007
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cockster

cock-ster
–noun
1. a male ranging from the age of 18 to 34 who is sexually attracted to much older women.
2. a young man who 'looks' for cougars, or nougars.
3. opposite of cougar for the male species.
4. Informal. a desperate male.
(Setting: at a local bar or club)
Jeff: Look at that girl!
Ruben: Who, the cougar?
Jeff: She's banging.
Ruben: She's like 50!
Jeff: I'd fu**er.
Ruben: You cockster!
by Rubenusf October 29, 2008
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Jedi Cockmaster

One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!
by buckmonster October 27, 2008
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cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.
What did you think it meant?
by Luigi August 10, 2004
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cockbuster3000

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily
I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.
by Samo March 16, 2005
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shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster
by G-DUDE May 30, 2006
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