Relief Collapse

When one is done jerking off in another room when people are in the house, the Relief Collapse is the refreshing flop onto your bed in a haze of post-nut clarity with the relief that no one knew you were masturbating.

Tyler: Man, the relief collapse makes the post-nut high even better. Just gets all the worries out.

by Spriiing May 30, 2020

Void Collapse

When taking a shit, the act of farting, causing the feces to glide out.

Dude, I was having a massive Taco Bell shit, but a void collapse fixed it.

by Russi Tarchlavski February 19, 2011

irish collapse

Drinking so much that you can't say goodbye and just pass out from drinking right where you are

Johnny gave us an irish collapse last night after drinking two bottles of jack.

by zombiexsp February 27, 2018

collapsed arch

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.

guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.

by ollie snail March 7, 2017

collapsed pie

A vagina that has seen too much action

Her lady garden looked like a collapsed pie

by LoverOfPies September 30, 2017

Collapsed

AZ Alkmaar vs Dundee United, August 11th 2022

Dundee United's arse has well and truly collapsed here in Alkmaar

by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022

Collapsed Doggy

A • sexual • position • where • the • lady • lies • down facing down, and the guy gets on top of her like a stack of bread, and fucks her from above.

Ayo babe, you down to try some Collapsed doggy later tonight and let me come all over your back?

by appletittiezz January 22, 2024