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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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hobknocker

To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
Dude, don't hobknock her. Thats, thats just wrong, you hobknocker
by ski2winsdk June 16, 2010
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut
by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003
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cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker
"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"
by Don February 12, 2004
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cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
by spencer February 1, 2003
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Bloody Hobknocker

A bloody penis being slapped across someones face.
My boyfriend smacked me with his bloody hobknocker! I almost passed out!
by BloodyUniporn August 8, 2016
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hobknocker

mary is a hobknocker!!
by zzayaa July 8, 2009
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